Ripoff College Replaces Passé Grading with Merit Badges
by I.M. Knott-Tawkin Countering those who allege that $50,000 a year and “nothing to show for it” makes college a big waste of time and money for many students, Ripoff College has announced its new method for recognizing course completion. “We ‘borrowed’ the idea from scouting, but that’s ok,” said academic dean Debbie Davis. “There [...]