by Jack Snap Freelance Technology Writer Wielding flashdrives full of studies prepared and evaluated by robots and featuring the writing of incoming college freshmen who used robot Apps to compose their papers, a publisher’s representative at The College of the Northsouth has announced the complete erasure of the English Department as outmoded, overpriced and complacent. [...]

Graduate students at the Galveston Institute of Technology (GIT) are close to completing a helpful new iPhone app for tenured professors who prefer not to interface with students. Projected for release next month: Homework Humiliator This app interfaces with online homework programs such as WebAssign. Professors can choose the degree of humiliation, including Level 1: [...]

Graduate students at the Galveston Institute of Technology (GIT) are close to completing a helpful new iPhone app for tenured professors who prefer not to interface meaningfully with students. Projected for release next month: Paper Grading Postponer Hate the tedious task of grading papers? No problem. Just enable this app and your calendar will automatically [...]