Students of Today Demand More Relevant Commencement Awards
Posted on Monday, May 20th 2013
Tags: boring, commencement, graduation, relevance, relevant, speakers, speeches
Tags: boring, commencement, graduation, relevance, relevant, speakers, speeches
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor CHILLICOTHE, Ohio. Four decades ago Melissa Morton’s mother Marilyn taped a peace sign to her mortarboard on graduation day at Waldmore University, a small gesture that was part of a larger wave of activism as students became commencement speakers for the first time. “We were rebels but we wanted to [...]
As Value of B.A. Declines, Some Males Ask “Is 6th Grade Really Worth It?”
Posted on Wednesday, May 15th 2013
Tags: degree, diploma, economy, employment, graduation, value, worth
Tags: degree, diploma, economy, employment, graduation, value, worth
by Con Chapman Lifestyle Editor COLUMBIA, Missouri. Timmy Salmon has enjoyed his big brother Tom’s four years at the University of Missouri, visiting the Sigma Nu fraternity house on football game days and being fawned over by visiting sorority girls. “The Tri-Delts are pretty,” he says with the discerning eye of a budding ladies’ man, [...]
Family of Graduate Sets New Standard in Love-Showing Unruliness
Families at Kennebunkport State University’s commencement ceremony left in shame, realizing they had failed to show enough love for their respective graduates. “After watching the Forrester family’s display of support for their son Lester, we realized the unworthiness of the flowers and gifts we brought for our graduating daughter Jessica,” said Samantha Anderson. “We [...]
Students Elated by Announcement of “Real” Commencement Speaker
Posted on Thursday, July 9th 2009
Tags: alex rodriguez, arod, celebrity, college, college humor, comedy, commencement, funny, graduation, higher education, humor, mel gibson, speakers, speech, university
Tags: alex rodriguez, arod, celebrity, college, college humor, comedy, commencement, funny, graduation, higher education, humor, mel gibson, speakers, speech, university
After years of scientific dignitaries and social change agents, students at St. Rutherford’s College (SRC) in Hillmont, IL celebrated the announcement this week that its administration would commit to better commencement speakers. In a press conference Tuesday, St. Rutherford’s president, Catherine O’Hanahan announced, “Starting in May, 2010, we will welcome only stand-up comedians and popular [...]

