by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer Haupine University announced plans last week to eliminate mental health and cognitive psychological services from its employee benefit package effective immediately. “This does not undermine the importance of mental health and wellness,” said Brantley Peppers, Human Resources Director at Haupine. “I think you’ll find that our new plan supports [...]

Students at Smoky Mountain College have reported that Professor MacKlenner is a little too emo for her own good lately. “It started with her telling stories about her divorce during class,” said junior Walter Ahnor, a student in Professor MacKlennor’s History of the Novel seminar. “Now she wants to be Facebook friends so we have [...]