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Ralph Lauren Rebounds from Olympics Gaffe with Beach Volleyball-Inspired Winter Designs

Posted on Monday, July 30th 2012
Tags: beach, bikini, cultural, inappropriate, olympics, respect, revealing, volleyball, women
Ralph Lauren Rebounds from Olympics Gaffe with Beach Volleyball-Inspired Winter Designs
Showing resilience from criticism of the Chinese-manufactured USA uniforms he designed for the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony, Ralph Lauren has teamed with the Fashion Institute of Brevard to introduce edgy fashion for future games. “I knew I needed to consult with an American college to reground myself in national values,” said Lauren. “What I learned [...]

Judicial Affairs Officer Saddened Over Boring End of Halloween Mayhem

Posted on Friday, October 29th 2010
Tags: conduct, fraternity, halloween, inappropriate, judicial, sensitivity
Judicial Affairs Officer Saddened Over Boring End of Halloween Mayhem
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer Tim Peterson, director of Student Judicial Affairs at Sherman T. Potter University, admitted disappointment that a fraternity’s annual haunted house fundraiser had nothing offensive or worth prosecuting. In the last six years, the Sigma Rho Omega fraternity has been sanctioned four times for “inappropriate content” at their annual “Hell-O-ween House.” [...]

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