The Cronk of Higher Education
  • Home
  • About
    • Mission
    • Staff
    • In the News
  • Publishing Guidelines
    • Writing Resources for Fake Journalists
  • Archives
  • Merchandise
  • Hire Us
    • Hire Leah
    • Hire Irma
    • Hire Brody
  • It’s a Book!
  • CronkNews Book Challenge
    • Level 1 – High School Diploma
    • Level 2 – The Associate’s Degree
    • Level 3 – The Bachelor’s Degree
    • Level 4 – The Master’s Degree
    • Level 5 – The Cronktorate
    • Level 6 – Tenure Track
  • Press Resources
  • Subscribe
  • National Satire Month
  • We’re Hiring!

Harvard Entrepreneur Pushes New Trend with Community College Fashion

Posted on Thursday, February 11th 2010
Tags: college, humor, ivy league, jokes, lampoon, satire, spoof
Harvard Entrepreneur Pushes New Trend with Community College Fashion
Billy Grainger, a third-year business student at Harvard, thinks he has the key to winning the famous Ivy League Biz-Off for aspiring entrepreneurs. “It seems the the market is saturated with sweatshirts from Princeton and Harvard. I see them everywhere, from high schools to state colleges,” said Grainger in the mock business plan he submitted [...]

Harry Potter Actress Joins Elite Ivy League Orientation Activities

Posted on Monday, September 14th 2009
Tags: activities, brown, college, emma watson, freshman, human knot, ice breaker, icebreaker, ivy league, orientation, university
Harry Potter Actress Joins Elite Ivy League Orientation Activities
Emma Watson, the actress best known for portraying nerd witch Hermione Grainger in the Harry Potter movie series, successfully completed freshman orientation at Brown University in Providence, RI this fall. Ever since, rumors about the brainy actress’s activities at the Ivy League school have swirled through the blogosphere. “We heard she played an M&M game [...]

Social Links

Facebook MySpace Twitter  RSS

Get Your CronkNews Book!

Order your copy of Required Reading: The Very Best of CronkNews.com!

Available now on Amazon.

Host a Required Reading book club.

Download questions here. Get group rates on your books. For details, or to invite one of the authors to Skype with your club, email editor@CronkNews.com. Happy clubbin'!

Fall Recommendations

Show us your love

If you'd like to make a donation to keep us stocked in office supplies and creativity, we'd be ever so grateful.

Garb

For the fashion-conscious college professional on laundry day. Enter coupon code ShipmeforFREE for free shipping on orders over $30 until May 3!

Power of the Pen

It's more than a pen. It might just save your soul.

CronkNews Goes Multimedia

Listen to internet radio with CronkNews on Blog Talk Radio

Recent Posts

  • Department of Poli Sigh to Endorse Candidates
  • With Top College Spaces Tight, Women Add Roller Derby to Apps
  • President Phil Comes Out of His Office, Sees His Secretary, Predicts 6 More Years with No Raises
  • Plushie Fetish Scandal Rocks College/Mascot Community
  • Stung by Plagiarism, Harvard Will Allow Profs to Make Stuff Up

Hot Topics

  • CronkNews Documentary Film: "Move-In Day"
    15 comments received
  • Librarians Abandon Dewey Decimal System in Favor of Netflix Categories
    11 comments received
  • Librarians Reinstate Book Burning After Lauren Conrad Announces Release of Third Novel
    11 comments received
  • Contact Us
    6 comments received
  • Interns Scramble to Justify Summer Bitchwork as Academic
    6 comments received

Tags

academic acpa admissions assessment best practices budget campus chronicle college college humor conduct conference cronk cronknews diversity ethics faculty football helicopter highered higher ed higher education interview job millennial multicultural naspa NCAA News orientation parents PC Police Log policy political correctness privilege professors rules satire staff student tenure tpe twitter university wellness

Favorite Links

  • The Chronicle of Higher Education
  • The Onion
Copyright © 2012 The Cronk of Higher Education All Rights Reserved.