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RA Continues Training Camp Hold Out

Posted on Thursday, August 11th 2011
Tags: chris, desean, jackson, johnson, NFL
RA Continues Training Camp Hold Out
According to officials at Green Mountain State University, Resident Assistant Chris DeJackson’s training camp hold out continues into its fifth day. DeJackson refuses to return to training camp until his contract is renegotiated to his satisfaction. “I’ve been an RA for one year,” said the junior. “Even though there’s one year in my contract I [...]

Fashion Advice to Help Morehouse VP Adapt to Anti-Gay Dress Code

Posted on Monday, October 19th 2009
Tags: bynum, college, discrimination, dress code, gay, jackson, leadership, morehouse, spike lee, university, wardrobe, william
Fashion Advice to Help Morehouse VP Adapt to Anti-Gay Dress Code
Morehouse College in Atlanta has instituted a dress code banning attire that could be construed as unprofessional or gay-friendly. According to CNN.com, Morehouse’s VP for Student Services, Dr. William Bynum explained “the policy comes from the vision of the college’s president, who wants the institution to create leaders like notable graduates… Samuel L. Jackson and [...]

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