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Immediate Opening: Associate Vice Dean of Special Learning Excellence and Programmatic Efforts to Enhance Retention and Campus Community Multicultural Communications

Posted on Tuesday, August 11th 2009
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Immediate Opening:  Associate Vice Dean of Special Learning Excellence and Programmatic Efforts to Enhance Retention and Campus Community Multicultural Communications
University of Washington State University Description UWSU seeks an enthusiastic, motivated individual to attend lots and lots of meetings and work late hours. We really need to improve our retention numbers – particularly with our students from historically underrepresented populations. If you can help us do that, we’d be surprised and pleased, and we will [...]

Available Immediately: Professional Professional Development Specialist

Posted on Friday, July 24th 2009
Tags: acpa, college humor, Conferences, free job postings, higher education, job postings, naspa
Available Immediately: Professional Professional Development Specialist
Michigan Southern University Description Immerse yourself in multiple professional organizations and work your ass off. Provide laser-sharp focus to attending conferences and serving on conference-related committees. Become close buddies with individuals you will see once or twice a year. Perks include lots of travel opportunities and certificates you can hang on your office wall. Don’t [...]

Available Immediately: Director of Student Activities, Tufts University

Posted on Tuesday, June 30th 2009
Tags: college humor, college job listings, college jobs, free job postings, higher ed jobs, higher education jobs, job postings, job search tips
Available Immediately: Director of Student Activities, Tufts University
Description Plan events and manage substantial budget. Advise student groups and role model ethical behavior. You will meet and host celebrity performers on campus, and travel to conferences like NACA to scout for potential acts. That doesn’t mean that going all over the world to see Madonna and Celine Dion is okay. Requirements Good judgment. [...]

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