Chemistry student Rebekka Mitorly sustained second and third degree burns in a lab accident at Lake Huron University on Monday. Burn specialists are treating her upper buttocks and inner breasts at Eau Claire Memorial Hospital in Wisconsin. “We feel awful for Rebekka,” said an LHU faculty member in a public statement, “but we’re disappointed in […]
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