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Graphic: Pet Policy

Posted on Tuesday, August 21st 2012
Tags: apartments, dorms, hall director, live-in, pets, policy, rule
Graphic: Pet Policy
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer                       Follow Brody Truce on Twitter @BrodyTruce

Live-on Staff Fight for Snow Day Compensation

Posted on Friday, January 21st 2011
Tags: benefits, live-in, live-on, perks, staff
Live-on Staff Fight for Snow Day Compensation
by Barbara P. Murphy Freelance Writer A recently formed bargaining unit at South Springfield State University known as the Core Residential Administrative Network Coalition, which represents staff members who live full-time in campus-owned apartments, added another inequality to their growing list of complaints: snow days. South Springfield closed last Tuesday as a result of 2.5 [...]

Unsurprising Results in Student Affairs “Most Important Issues in Higher Ed” Survey

Posted on Tuesday, March 23rd 2010
Tags: acpa, higher education, live-in, pet policy, priorities, wellness
Unsurprising Results in Student Affairs “Most Important Issues in Higher Ed” Survey
  Each year, the National College Measuring Service (NCMS) surveys student affairs professionals to assess the issues perceived as needing the most attention. Among the items to choose from are violence on campus, student mental health issues and financial aid. “Despite changes in national trends, the results look remarkably like previous years,” said NCMS analyst [...]

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