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Clemson and LSU Tigers React to Unexpected Spike in Web Searches

Posted on Monday, December 14th 2009
Tags: clemson, ezra, google, hits, lsu, mascots, mike the tiger, paparazzi, rit tigers, tiger, wittenberg, woods
Clemson and LSU Tigers React to Unexpected Spike in Web Searches
Mascots from Clemson University and Louisiana State have received a record number of website hits this week, boosting their Tiger-ific holiday spirit. “It’s been grrrreat to be so popular this week,” said LSU’s Mike the Tiger. “People have been Googling me for days now. They even want to know about my personal life – not [...]

Universities Sanctioned by NCAA for Replacing Racist Masots with Stupid Alternatives.

Posted on Thursday, July 9th 2009
Tags: chiefs, college athletics, college humor, comedy, diversity, indian, mascots, multicultural, NCAA, PC Police Log, political correctness, racism, redskins, satire, social justice, spoof
Universities Sanctioned by NCAA for Replacing Racist Masots with Stupid Alternatives.
After several years of warnings, the NCAA has taken action against colleges that replaced culturally insensitive college mascots with what have been deemed “idiotic replacements” by the impatient athletics organization. The first institution slapped with a reprimand was Shippensburg University in rural PA, which made the decision to change its “Red Raider” mascot from an [...]

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