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CEOh-No! Failing Fat Cats to Appear in Reality “Trade” Show

Posted on Thursday, April 11th 2013
Tags: business, capitalism, mba
CEOh-No! Failing Fat Cats to Appear in Reality “Trade” Show
by Cherie N. Freelance Writer Talks of a CEO-swap reality show for failing Fortune 500s is being shopped across major networks. Cue dramatic music as unemployment rises . . . The days of Carnegies and Rockefellers sipping un-endorsed cognac and building an economy worth the world’s envy are long gone. Trump toupee tropes and Kardashian [...]

John Edwards, Jack Abramoff Headline College Ethics Tour

Posted on Monday, May 14th 2012
Tags: academic, cheating, ethics, honesty, mba, speakers
John Edwards, Jack Abramoff Headline College Ethics Tour
After the overwhelming success of the University of Texas’s “Ethics Unwrapped” program featuring ex-lobbyist and convicted felon Jack Abramoff, a world tour is being planned for A-list ethics specialists to extoll wisdom to business and political science students. “Students and faculty at the McCombs School of Business were the perfect test audience for us,” said [...]

Johns Hopkins MBA Program Boasts the Highest Quality Cutting Edge Clichés

Posted on Thursday, July 29th 2010
Tags: carey, cutting edge, innovative, johns hopkins, mba
Johns Hopkins MBA Program Boasts the Highest Quality Cutting Edge Clichés
by Erica Price Freelance Writer The Johns Hopkins Carey Business School has been educating business leaders since 1916 with a celebrated specialty in “creating innovative programs that anticipate and reflect global business trends.” To learn more about the innovative programs highlighted recently in USA Today, intern Erica Price interviewed assistant professor Beatrice Laffer to learn [...]

Philadelphia University Business School Dedicates Monument to New Big-Picture Educational Philosophy

Posted on Thursday, July 1st 2010
Tags: cheating, curriculum, ethics, mba, spinelli, stephen
Philadelphia University Business School Dedicates Monument to New Big-Picture Educational Philosophy
by Erica Price Freelance Writer All eyes were on Philadelphia University today as a new sculpture was dedicated just outside of the School of Business Administration. Current students, faculty, alumni and friends of the business school gathered to honor Stephen Spinelli, President of Philadelphia University and co-founder of the Jiffy Lube auto service company. On [...]

Two Honest MBA Students Allegedly Seen Having Lunch Together

Posted on Tuesday, July 21st 2009
Tags: business school, cheating, college humor, donald mccabe, gmat cheating, gmat tests, mba, rutgers, satire, scandal, spoof
Two Honest MBA Students Allegedly Seen Having Lunch Together
Sources who wish to remain anonymous claim they heard two MBA students from a prestigious institution having an honest conversation over mocha lattés at Starbucks. The unidentified listeners recorded the following conversation: MBA Student 1: Did you see in the Wall Street Journal that a Rutgers professor named Donald L. McCabe has done almost twenty [...]

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