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Well-Meaning Administrator Joins MySpace Hoping to Connect With Students

Posted on Friday, August 13th 2010
Tags: administrators, education, facebook, hip, in touch, myspace, social networking
Well-Meaning Administrator Joins MySpace Hoping to Connect With Students
by Matthew Michael Freelance Writer Dean of Students Charles S. Gruff was finally ready to join the social media revolution and get better connected to his students at Gaightes College. His enthusiasm waned quickly, though, when he joined MySpace and could not find any students there. “My staff has spent the last five years telling [...]

Congratulations! Coed Pamela Roggins Sets New Record for Writing “Facebook Is Boring” on Facebook

Posted on Friday, February 5th 2010
Tags: facebook, grammar, illiteracy, myspace, skills, social media, spelling, text, texting, writing
Congratulations! Coed Pamela Roggins Sets New Record for Writing “Facebook Is Boring” on Facebook
Freshman Pamela Roggins of Sunshine State University in Boca Raton, FL, set a new world record this week by writing her 34,077th Facebook wall post stating some version of “Facebook is boring.” Among her famous posts are these masterpieces: Yaaaawn. FB is sooooooo stuuuuupid. Ppl who use FB all the time are loosers. This is [...]

Administrators High-Five Each Other for Having Facebooks

Posted on Friday, October 16th 2009
Tags: administrators, adults, college, cool, departments, events, facebook, faculty, hip, myspace, offices, university
Administrators High-Five Each Other for Having Facebooks
Administrators at universities across the United States are basking in their own hipness this year as thousands of new Facebook groups have emerged to represent their departments and events. “The freshmen really think we’re cool,” said James Pollens, director of admissions for Angelica Community College in Utah. “We’ve had over fifteen students join our ‘Proud [...]

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