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Online Colleges Kick Off Recruitment for Inaugural Football Season

Posted on Friday, March 26th 2010
Tags: college, college athletics, football, online, phoenix, recruiting, rick neuheisel, university
Online Colleges Kick Off Recruitment for Inaugural Football Season
Cyber-colleges, University of Falconer and Kapstone College, have begun recruitment for the first-ever online football league. Using an innovative scouting and training program, nine teams will join to form the NCAA’s Big Tech organization. The group was inspired by the unique Collegiate Sprint Football League, which pits small for-profit colleges against Ivy League competitors. The [...]

New iPhone Apps for Student-Weary Tenured Professors: Homework Humiliator

Posted on Tuesday, November 24th 2009
Tags: assignments, exercies, grading, homework, iphone, online, practice, tenure, webassign
New iPhone Apps for Student-Weary Tenured Professors: Homework Humiliator
Graduate students at the Galveston Institute of Technology (GIT) are close to completing a helpful new iPhone app for tenured professors who prefer not to interface with students. Projected for release next month: Homework Humiliator This app interfaces with online homework programs such as WebAssign. Professors can choose the degree of humiliation, including Level 1: [...]

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