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NCAA Opens Chapel Hill Branch Office and 17 New Investigations into UNC

Posted on Monday, August 22nd 2011
Tags: NCAA, OSU, UConn, unc, violations
NCAA Opens Chapel Hill Branch Office and 17 New Investigations into UNC
by Matthew Michael Freelance Writer The NCAA announced plans this week to open a branch office in Chapel Hill, NC to better facilitate the 17 new investigations it will launch regarding the UNC football team. This announcement comes on the heels of the firing of UNC head football coach, Butch Davis and the disclosure that [...]

Ohio State Fires 5 GAs Effective Next Year

Posted on Tuesday, January 4th 2011
Tags: bowl game, NCAA, Ohio State, OSU, suspension
Ohio State Fires 5 GAs Effective Next Year
Ohio State University has taken swift and harsh action against five graduate assistants caught violating a barely-heard-of policy regarding staff gifts. “We caught the grads donating their staff t-shirts and coffee mugs at a local Goodwill store,” explained an anonymous source. “According to new branding standards, those shirts and cups actually belong to OSU and [...]

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