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CronkNews Documentary Film: “Move-In Day”

Posted on Monday, August 23rd 2010
Tags: dorm, helicopter, languange, mom, parent, politically correct, residence hall, video
CronkNews Documentary Film: “Move-In Day”
Move In Day by: BrodyTruce

Gen-X Mom Leaves Son’s Graduation in Blaze of Glory

Posted on Wednesday, June 16th 2010
Tags: gap, Generation X, helicopter, millennial, mom, parent
Gen-X Mom Leaves Son’s Graduation in Blaze of Glory
by Erica Price Freelance Writer Emergency personnel are being honored today at Central Indiana College for quick aid of an injured student at its annual commencement ceremony. John Sears, 21, is resting comfortably in an undisclosed location after sustaining injuries in a fall from the stage as he was about to accept his degree. On [...]

Mime Upsets Students: Staff Member Held Responsible

Posted on Friday, April 30th 2010
Tags: helicopter, millennial, mom, parent, PC Police Log, political correctness
Mime Upsets Students: Staff Member Held Responsible
by Dash Phillips Freelance Writer The Director of Student Programs and Services Leigh Rhenquist at Bell College in Carthage, New York was censured this week because a mime created a disturbance on campus. As the College kicked off its annual “Expressive Arts Week” a mime began his performance in the dining hall. When the mime [...]

College Fair Draws 3000 Parents, No Prospective Students

Posted on Wednesday, March 24th 2010
Tags: admissions, applications, college fair, helicopter, millennial, parent
College Fair Draws 3000 Parents, No Prospective Students
by Irma Voigt Senior Staff Writer A college fair held on the campus of Severeid University drew more than 100 colleges and universities hoping to put their marketing materials in the hands of prospective students. But no students attended the fair, according to organizers. "I'm just as surprised as anyone else," said Josie Bowers, Assistant [...]

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