by Matthew Michael Freelance Writer Slipsgate University has announced that this year’s commencement speaker is Dr. James M. Parks, a researcher whom few students have heard of and whom even fewer will bother to Google. Parks plans to motivate the newly minted but unemployable college graduates by sharing his own inspiring story of rising from [...]

by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer In his six years at the Terra Nova University, Professor of Sociology Phil Dunston has twice been voted professor of the year by his students. His 2008 book on the sociological aspects of youth football among the children of Pennsylvania coal miners, Blocking the Mine, is in its third printing. [...]

by Sasha Tremento Freelance Writer Based on data gathered in Facebook’s new privacy-free intellectual environment, CronkNews has identified the most popular tomes in college bookstores. Butt-Kickin’ Extremonomics, by Bob Clemens and Bob Jennings. Sequel to Extremonomics. Once again, the controversial University of Illinois economist and his journalist coauthor illuminate how the dismal science is not [...]

by Sasha Tremento Freelance Writer Based on data gathered in Facebook’s new privacy-free intellectual environment, CronkNews has identified the most popular tomes in college bookstores this week. The Girl Who Played Solitaire in Her Cubicle, by Niels Blixssenn. The latest installment in the thrilling Millennial Quartet by the famed Norwegian software programmer. Gorgon Ass-Whoopin’: Percy [...]

Authorities at Hilton College found gorgeous eco-psychology major Grant Jessom crying in the closet of his dorm room after his roommate reported Jessom’s disturbing behavior. “Last night, a talent agent came to my show at Grubby’s Bar, and he told me I wasn’t very good,” Jessom told the campus security officers. “It just didn’t make [...]