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University President Fears For Own Life Upon Release of Salary Information

Posted on Tuesday, December 18th 2012
Tags: chronicle, compensation, executive, president, salary
University President Fears For Own Life Upon Release of Salary Information
by Monty Tufnel and Henry Wenslydale Freelance Writers Coming on the heels of the University’s controversial proposal to monitor adjunct faculty work hours, Smothers University President, Dr. Leland Popovich, has been getting death threats upon the release of The Chronicle of Higher Education’s annual list of Private College Executive Compensation. The death threats started as [...]

Friday Fun Office Pool: When Will the First College Prez Get Caught Plagiarizing This Year?

Posted on Friday, August 28th 2009
Tags: cheating, college, dissertation, lying, plagiarism, plagiarize, president, speech, university
Friday Fun Office Pool: When Will the First College Prez Get Caught Plagiarizing This Year?
As a new academic year commences, when do you think we will see the first 2009-10 plagiarism allegation involving a college president? Take your best guess in the comment section. If you guess any other details correctly, you could be added to the CronkNews Office Pool Hall of Fame. Ready. Set. GO!

Anticipated Opening: President, Jacksonville State University, Alabama

Posted on Sunday, June 28th 2009
Tags: alabama, cheating, chronicle of higher ed, chronicle of higher education, college humor, free job postings, jacksonville state, plagiarism, president
Anticipated Opening: President, Jacksonville State University, Alabama
Description Darn the luck. Just in case pressure gets too intense, we’re collecting vitae and nominations for our presidency. Requirements Terminal degree encouraged but not required.. Integrity encouraged but not required. Scholarship encouraged but not required. To Apply Please reconsider. Being the president of an Alabama institution has some bad mojo attached.

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