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Creepy Jim Earns Medal for Attending His 50th Campus Harassment Workshop

Posted on Wednesday, July 14th 2010
Tags: creepy, education, professional development, session, sexual harrassment, stalker, workshop
Creepy Jim Earns Medal for Attending His 50th Campus Harassment Workshop
Don’t forget to mark your calendar for next month’s Kampus Kudos Awards Ceremony. Certificates and handshakes will be given to individuals who have worked at the college for 5, 10, 20 and 35 years. A special prize will be given to Creepy Jim, who has attended his 50th human resources-sponsored sexual harassment awareness seminar. “More [...]

Mark Your Calendars: 2010 Higher Ed Social Networking Conference

Posted on Friday, December 18th 2009
Tags: 2010, conference, education, higher ed, professional development, social networking, technology
Mark Your Calendars: 2010 Higher Ed Social Networking Conference
Higher Ed Tech Conference 2010: Networking for a Better Tomorrow February 29, 2010, Maui, Hawaii Do you spend most of your office time online? Are you surrounded by technophobes at work? Do you need to work on your tan? We have the conference for you! Pre-Conference Program: “How to Look Like You’re Doing Work When [...]

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