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H1N1 Flu Scare Second Only to Twitter Competency Requirements in Recent Faculty Poll

Posted on Thursday, August 20th 2009
Tags: anxiety, fear, fear of technology, new technology, professors, technophobe, twitter
H1N1 Flu Scare Second Only to Twitter Competency Requirements in Recent Faculty Poll
The National College Measuring Service (NCMS) has released the results of its 2009 Faculty Values Assessment. Don Kraut, who managed the project, announced surprising results in the area of “Top Anxiety Causers.” In order, professors reported the following fears: Twitter and other new technology Swine Flu Mean students Mean colleagues “We expected some of the [...]

Students shocked to learn that professors have visual capabilities in the classroom

Posted on Thursday, July 9th 2009
Tags: chronicle, classroom climate, college, college humor, comedy, faculty, generation y, higher education, millennial, professors, satire, students, teachers, university
Students shocked to learn that professors have visual capabilities in the classroom
“It’s weird,” admitted LSU junior Jason Rammaport this week when it was revealed that his teachers could see him in their classrooms. “I honestly didn’t know,” he said. Many students shared Jason’s shock this week when final grades were released and not all students received perfect scores for class participation. “When I emailed my teacher about [...]
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