The Cronk of Higher Education
  • Home
  • About
    • Mission
    • Staff
    • In the News
  • Publishing Guidelines
    • Writing Resources for Fake Journalists
  • Archives
  • Merchandise
  • Hire Us
    • Hire Leah
    • Hire Irma
    • Hire Brody
  • It’s a Book!
  • CronkNews Book Challenge
    • Level 1 – High School Diploma
    • Level 2 – The Associate’s Degree
    • Level 3 – The Bachelor’s Degree
    • Level 4 – The Master’s Degree
    • Level 5 – The Cronktorate
    • Level 6 – Tenure Track
  • Press Resources
  • Subscribe
  • National Satire Month
  • We’re Hiring!

Long-Awaited American Institute of Soup Sciences to Open Soon

Posted on Thursday, May 27th 2010
Tags: chef, degree, hospitality, programs, soup, unique
Long-Awaited American Institute of Soup Sciences to Open Soon
by Dash Phillips Freelance Writer For-profit education corporation Raycore, Inc. has embraced the adage “Soup is good food” and has taken it one step further, hoping that soup is good business, too. CEO Ray Williams announced today the establishment of the American Institute of Soup Sciences. “We are so proud to be moving forward and [...]

Beloved Professor Dies of Pizza Overdose

Posted on Friday, March 5th 2010
Tags: creative, innovative, pizza, programming, programs, residence life
Beloved Professor Dies of Pizza Overdose
Dr. Louis Pynne, professor of Peace Studies at Cobb College, was found dead in his office Wednesday evening. Authorities say the cause of death was most likely a pizza overdose. “It was a perfect storm,” said Chief of Campus Security Trey Reingold. “Dr. Pynne had attended two residence hall workshops, an office birthday party and [...]

Call for Programs: National FME-CSP Conference

Posted on Sunday, July 12th 2009
Tags: acpa, acuho, acuho-i, college humor, conference, lampoon, naspa, national conference, program, programs, satire, spoof
Call for Programs: National FME-CSP Conference
Call for Programs: National FME-CSP Conference October 21-24, 2009 Charleston, SC Future Manager Education in College Student Personnel This year’s FME-CSP conference team has put together a convention theme that captures the excitement and expectations coming with the change of decades. We’re putting the F back in FME. Intentional * On Purpose * Keeping It [...]

Social Links

Facebook MySpace Twitter  RSS

Get Your CronkNews Book!

Order your copy of Required Reading: The Very Best of CronkNews.com!

Available now on Amazon.

Host a Required Reading book club.

Download questions here. Get group rates on your books. For details, or to invite one of the authors to Skype with your club, email editor@CronkNews.com. Happy clubbin'!

Fall Recommendations

Show us your love

If you'd like to make a donation to keep us stocked in office supplies and creativity, we'd be ever so grateful.

Garb

For the fashion-conscious college professional on laundry day. Enter coupon code ShipmeforFREE for free shipping on orders over $30 until May 3!

Power of the Pen

It's more than a pen. It might just save your soul.

CronkNews Goes Multimedia

Listen to internet radio with CronkNews on Blog Talk Radio

Recent Posts

  • Department of Poli Sigh to Endorse Candidates
  • With Top College Spaces Tight, Women Add Roller Derby to Apps
  • President Phil Comes Out of His Office, Sees His Secretary, Predicts 6 More Years with No Raises
  • Plushie Fetish Scandal Rocks College/Mascot Community
  • Stung by Plagiarism, Harvard Will Allow Profs to Make Stuff Up

Hot Topics

  • CronkNews Documentary Film: "Move-In Day"
    15 comments received
  • Librarians Abandon Dewey Decimal System in Favor of Netflix Categories
    11 comments received
  • Librarians Reinstate Book Burning After Lauren Conrad Announces Release of Third Novel
    11 comments received
  • Contact Us
    6 comments received
  • Interns Scramble to Justify Summer Bitchwork as Academic
    6 comments received

Tags

academic acpa admissions assessment best practices budget campus chronicle college college humor conduct conference cronk cronknews diversity ethics faculty football helicopter highered higher ed higher education interview job millennial multicultural naspa NCAA News orientation parents PC Police Log policy political correctness privilege professors rules satire staff student tenure tpe twitter university wellness

Favorite Links

  • The Chronicle of Higher Education
  • The Onion
Copyright © 2012 The Cronk of Higher Education All Rights Reserved.