The National College Measuring Service (NCMS) reports that students participating in a campus media club like the college newspaper or radio station self-report being 16.8% more clever than their peers. The only group self-reporting higher levels of cleverness are the students who consider themselves too cool for joining news media or reading books. In reality, [...]

Mick “Corkey” McCorkell officially flunked out of Southwood University in Utah this week, having missed six consecutive weeks of classes. “I was giving away tickets to the women’s volleyball spike-off,” said Corkey. “I didn’t want to leave my post and let down my fans.”