End-of-Year Banquet Enters Week 3
by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer As the annual University of the Hills Student Staff Appreciation Banquet stretches into its 3rd week, hostage negotiators have been brought in to secure the release of the division’s full-time employees. University spokesperson Alanah Shah expressed hope that the banquet would be brought to an end soon with no further [...]
Disability Services Sees Record Number of Phony New Conditions
by Skye Kopfgeschlagen Freelance Writer After vocal music major Sydney Carter was approved for missing class for three weeks and given permission to remain silent in classes due to her singing-induced laryngitis, students across Harmony University flooded the Disability Services office with applications to miss class, not speak in class, and not participate. Applications listed [...]
Campus Takes Aggressive Steps to Improve Adjunct Recognition
After numerous attempts to improve ratings in the Chronicle of Higher Education’s employee satisfaction reports, Cramer College has decided to focus on faculty concerns. “Through a self-study, we’ve found that our adjunct faculty feel that they aren’t recognized for their work,” said Cramer human resources director Abigail Jobes. “We listened, and we’re taking aggressive action [...]
National Program for Recognizing Programs Awards Individual with Prestigious Award
by Evan Brews Freelance Writer Jack Jackson, assistant director for departmental direction at the College of the West University, was awarded the award for the Best Overall Program Overall at this year’s recently concluded annual convention of the National Program for Recognizing Programs. Jack’s program, titled “All A-Board”, was a series of pre-made bulletin boards [...]
Using Technology to Return Faculty to the Center of the Universe
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer A new Web browser conceived from a comic-book movie and created by graduate students at Chesecracer University in Colorado may hold the key to reducing incidences of depression and feelings of inferiority among high-level faculty members at institutions around the world. The “Browser in the Round” project, also known as [...]
Sappy Cards Equal Cash for Heart-Driven College
Posted on Tuesday, October 12th 2010
Tags: appreciation, awards, merit, recognition, staff, touchy feely
Tags: appreciation, awards, merit, recognition, staff, touchy feely
by Erica Price Freelance Writer Administrators at Green Valley College have found the ticket to recruiting top-notch student affairs staff. Announced in yesterday’s Higher Ed Insights newsletter, GVC unveiled a new program that stands to benefit student affairs professionals. Their innovative new “Cash-for-Cards” program has candidates flocking to their vacant positions. Under this new program, [...]
Millennial Sheetcakes Bankrupt Recognition Banquet
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer The Office of Student Engagement at Malple College submitted an emergency funding request to the state legislature for their annual awards banquet in May. “I had it all figured out,” said Dora Creamer, Coordinator of Student Engagement. “My grad and I crunched the numbers over and over again to [...]
To Compensate for Marginalization, Campus Employees Receive Job Title Bonuses
Posted on Wednesday, February 10th 2010
Tags: employee, marginalization, marginalize, morale, promotion, recognition, staff development, title
Tags: employee, marginalization, marginalize, morale, promotion, recognition, staff development, title
After two years with no salary increases, employees at the University of Kansas-Smithfield, received notice that they would receive a holiday bonus of an enhanced job title. Human resources has received the following change requisitions: Admissions counselor Molly Slomba will now be the Vice Provost for Enrollment Formerly the Director of Student Leadership, Sylvester Fios [...]


