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Op-Ed: Did CA Raise Tuition to Divert Attention from Some Unpopular Decision?

Posted on Friday, November 27th 2009
Tags: 32%, arrests, CA, califorinia, faculty, increase, protests, regents, students, tuition, university
Op-Ed: Did CA Raise Tuition to Divert Attention from Some Unpopular Decision?
We don’t know what they’re hiding, but we have to acknowledge the brilliance of the University of California’s Board of Regents for their amazing cover-up job. Last Thursday, November 19, UC Regents announced a 32% increase in tuition, leading to spirited protests and subsequent arrests on multiple UC campuses. Students, faculty and staff have banded [...]

Employees with Douchebag Spouses Wait Nervously for UNLV Decision

Posted on Wednesday, June 17th 2009
Tags: board of regents, david ashley, james rogers, nevada, regents, unlv, unlv president, wife
Employees with Douchebag Spouses Wait Nervously for UNLV Decision
Employees with Douchebag Spouses Wait Nervously for UNLV Decision As University of Nevada – Las Vegas President David B. Ashley awaits his fate with the Nevada Board of Regents, thousands of college staff members across the country wonder how the decision could impact them. According to the Chronicle of Higher Education, Nevada Chancellor James E. [...]

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