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Did you hear the one about the Penn State Trustee and the Statue?

Posted on Tuesday, July 17th 2012
Tags: joepa, paterno, PSU, reputation, sandusky, statue, trustees
Did you hear the one about the Penn State Trustee and the Statue?

In Wake of BP Spill Benjamin Phillips University Decides to Rebrand

Posted on Friday, August 20th 2010
Tags: bp, branding, reputation
In Wake of BP Spill Benjamin Phillips University Decides to Rebrand
by Matthew Michael Freelance Writer Officials at Benjamin Phillips University have been in public relations damage-control mode since April 20, the day the British Petroleum oil company gained notoriety for the largest offshore oil spill in US history. Everything from admissions messages to the university name itself are being evaluated in the context of this [...]

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