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22-Page Syllabus Template Helps Professors Set Tone for Learning

Posted on Monday, January 7th 2013
Tags: behavior, cell phones, civility, classroom, expectations, laptops, policy, rules, social media, syllabus
22-Page Syllabus Template Helps Professors Set Tone for Learning
  To assist educators in developing their content and pedagogical approach to classes this year, The Journal of Best Classroom Practices has published a new model syllabus. “For several years, we’ve heard from instructors that they struggle to address issues of incivility and disengagement in their classes,” said Journal editor Max Suggs. “At our conferences, [...]

One Undersized Player Set to Lead Football Team to New Heights

Posted on Tuesday, September 4th 2012
Tags: academics, BCS, female, football, grades, NCAA, regulations, rules, title ix
One Undersized Player Set to Lead Football Team to New Heights
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. Shirley Leung, a slight Asian-American woman who stands 5’4″ and weighs only 110 pounds, would seem an unlikely addition to a college football program on the rise, but that’s not the view of Joe Ray Diggs, head coach at Western Montana University. “Shirley will be a key player [...]

Graphic: Students, Please Don’t Touch

Posted on Friday, August 31st 2012
Tags: community, learners, policies, rules, trust
Graphic: Students, Please Don’t Touch
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer                                       Follow Brody Truce on Twitter

Family of Graduate Sets New Standard in Love-Showing Unruliness

Posted on Friday, June 8th 2012
Tags: behavior, commencement, conduct, etiquette, graduation, rules
Family of Graduate Sets New Standard in Love-Showing Unruliness
  Families at Kennebunkport State University’s commencement ceremony left in shame, realizing they had failed to show enough love for their respective graduates. “After watching the Forrester family’s display of support for their son Lester, we realized the unworthiness of the flowers and gifts we brought for our graduating daughter Jessica,” said Samantha Anderson. “We [...]

College Bans Rugby, Citing Homoerotic Content

Posted on Monday, September 6th 2010
Tags: Athletics, gay, policies, rugby, rules
College Bans Rugby, Citing Homoerotic Content
By Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer Fountain Hills College, renowned for publishing the nation’s most extensive student policy handbook, announced this week that it would ban men’s rugby matches. The announcement cited a yet unpublished policy surrounding flagrant public instances of homoeroticism. The policy, one of fifteen new edicts to be announced in September, [...]

Mean College Fires Mommy

Posted on Wednesday, July 28th 2010
Tags: employment, full-time, parents, policies, rules, working mothers
Mean College Fires Mommy
by Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer For years, a silent yet bitter war has divided employees at Carter College. The issue: unscheduled leave for “childcare issues.” According to the employee handbook, Carter College permits employees with exempt status who work at least two hours of any given day to leave early without taking vacation [...]

Impossible-to-Follow Standards Lead to Budget Surplus for Finance-Savvy College

Posted on Wednesday, April 7th 2010
Tags: best practices, budget, bureaucracy, fiscal, policies, red tape, rules
Impossible-to-Follow Standards Lead to Budget Surplus for Finance-Savvy College
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer Tubinder University’s purchasing department announced last week that it would be enforcing stricter acquisition policies and procedures in the upcoming fiscal year. The new purchasing handbook, which is more than 400 pages, outlines the steps any university employee must follow to make a purchase on behalf of a department. [...]

Students Uninterested in Using Crosswalks. Bored Administrators React

Posted on Thursday, February 25th 2010
Tags: administration, authority, bureaucracy, college, helicopter, in loco parentis, rules
Students Uninterested in Using Crosswalks. Bored Administrators React
By Brody Truce Staff Writer A recent online student safety poll at Bridger College in Cody, WY found that over 80% of students are uninterested in using the College’s designated crosswalks when crossing the street. “Frankly, we were all shocked,” said Nancy Ambrose, head of Bridger College’s Campus Safety Division. “We were pleased that our [...]

College Celebrates New Policy on Policies with Policy Fair

Posted on Tuesday, January 12th 2010
Tags: best practices, handbook, policies, policy, regulations, responsibilities, rights, rules
College Celebrates New Policy on Policies with Policy Fair
by Brody Truce Staff Writer This week, Fountain Hills College administrators released the first ever “Policy on Policies” in their newly published 2010 student policy handbook. Dr. Bonnie Mendoza, Dean of Students, is especially proud of the College’s new policy. “We found that some students weren’t taking all of our policies seriously. We believe that [...]

RA Attempts Citizen’s Arrest at Local Starbucks

Posted on Thursday, January 7th 2010
Tags: authority, discipline, documentation, enforcement, jurisdiction, policy, ra, resident assistant, rules, write up
RA Attempts Citizen’s Arrest at Local Starbucks
by Irma Voigt Staff Writer A Resident Assistant at Southern Kentucky University took her job responsibilities too far during exam week, according to a press release from the University’s Office of Student Conduct. “While studying for finals at our local Starbucks, the Resident Assistant became enraged at the noise generated by other patrons. She issued [...]
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