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Courts Support University’s “It’s Not Official Unless It’s on Facebook” Stance

Posted on Wednesday, July 29th 2009
Tags: college, incriminating, pictures, policies and procecures, rules, unless it's on facebook, until it's on facebook
Courts Support University’s “It’s Not Official Unless It’s on Facebook” Stance
The Texas Supreme Court threw out a lawsuit brought by a University of Midcentral Texas student this week. Senior Justin Haevner accused UMT of administrative errors that resulted in Haevner graduating one semester later than he intended. Haevner explained in his deposition, “I changed my major from Mass Communication to Business Communication, and I got [...]

Staff Member Marries the Rules in Campus Chapel

Posted on Tuesday, July 14th 2009
Tags: anal retentive, clean desk policy, policies, policies and procedures, rules, wedding chapels
Staff Member Marries the Rules in Campus Chapel
Gwen Gregory, assistant manager of financial services at Louisville Methodist University, married The Rules at a small private ceremony in the DCU chapel. “Finally!” yelled junior Christie Mendez, who has worked as a student employee in the financial services office for two years. “Any student at LMU could tell you how much Gwen loves The [...]
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