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“Rogue” University President Returns Half of Salary, Vows to Focus on Necessities

by Jeffrey Ross, Freelance Salary Package Expert According to a story published on OutsidePostsecondaryEd.com, a “rogue” university president has decided he will return half his current salary to the general fund of his institution. Dr. Phillip Dolly, President of Hamilton State University in Santa Rey, Northern New Mexico, made this stunning revelation at the Northern […]

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University President Fears For Own Life Upon Release of Salary Information

by Monty Tufnel and Henry Wenslydale Freelance Writers Coming on the heels of the University’s controversial proposal to monitor adjunct faculty work hours, Smothers University President, Dr. Leland Popovich, has been getting death threats upon the release of The Chronicle of Higher Education’s annual list of Private College Executive Compensation. The death threats started as […]

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Governor Introduces the “Adjunctivan” as Green Budget-Cutting Measure

by I.M. Knott-Tawkin Freelance Writer In a continuing effort to balance the state budget, incoming Governor Jane Kossack has announced a new cost-cutting benefit available to the state’s higher education institutions. The “adjunctivan” will circle the state, bringing qualified faculty members to remote locations, much as the bookmobile used to bring books to rural areas. […]