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Podcast: How to Prepare for Your College News April 1 Edition

Posted on Friday, March 15th 2013
Tags: acpress, april, campus, fool, freedom, News, newspaper, press, satire
Podcast: How to Prepare for Your College News April 1 Edition
College newspapers are the funniest places on earth on March 31st. Fast forward 24 hours and many are in the dog house for their inappropriate, unfunny April Fool’s Day issues. Campuses yank the issues from the stands, editors resign in shame and a few unlucky papers see their names hit national news for the worst [...]

Free Podcast: How to Prepare Your School Newspaper for April Fool’s Day

Posted on Monday, March 11th 2013
Tags: advisor, april fool, campus, college, distorter, edgy, journalism, newspaper, satire
Free Podcast: How to Prepare Your School Newspaper for April Fool’s Day
College newspapers are the funniest places on earth on March 31st. Fast forward 24 hours and many are in the dog house for their inappropriate, unfunny April Fool’s Day issues. Campuses yank the issues from the stands, editors resign in shame and a few unlucky papers see their names hit national news for the worst [...]

January 4 Podcast: Fridays Are Satire Days with The Satire Project Geniuses

Posted on Friday, December 28th 2012
Tags: Canada, podcast, radio, satire
January 4 Podcast: Fridays Are Satire Days with The Satire Project Geniuses
The Satire Project is a Canadian initiative to provoke laughter and thought about global politics. Their crack team of writers, cartoons and (we’re not kidding) puppeteers hope to bring informed mockery to government nonsense. Satire Project founders Suzanne Gallant and Andreas Krebs will join host Leah Wescott to talk about The Satire Project, a Canadian [...]

CronkNews to Launch Satire Podcast Series

Posted on Thursday, November 1st 2012
Tags: author, colbert, education, interview, mcclennen, podcast, political, satire, sophia, writer
CronkNews to Launch Satire Podcast Series
Start your weekends early! Friday November 16, CronkNews.com will introduce its new podcast series “Fridays Are Satire Days.” “‘Satire Days’ will examine the craft of satire, with a special aim on education,” says host Leah Wescott. “Our first guest is Sophia A. McClennen who wrote the book Colbert’s America. She’s a well known writer and [...]

Cronk Declares November “National Satire Month”

Posted on Tuesday, August 9th 2011
Tags: month, national, november, satire
Cronk Declares November “National Satire Month”
No joke. The fake journalists at the phony higher ed news magazine The Cronk of Higher Education couldn’t believe there was no official day, week or month dedicated to the high art of irony and have jumped into action. “It’s unacceptable to ignore satire!” said Cronk senior writer Irma Pelt. “But also predictable. As the [...]

Lane Kiffin’s 5 Tips for a Fantastic Valentine’s Day

Posted on Friday, February 12th 2010
Tags: cupid, ethics, integrity, lane kiffin, love, satire, valentine
Lane Kiffin’s 5 Tips for a Fantastic Valentine’s Day
by Tweed Walters and Leah Wescott He may be college football’s most controversial coach. He follows his heart, plays with passion and has a smokin’ hot wife. Who better to play Cupid this holiday weekend? We bring you… Lane Kiffin’s 5 Tips for a Fantastic Valentine’s Day 1) Pick a sweetheart for Valentine’s Day. Say [...]

Harvard Entrepreneur Pushes New Trend with Community College Fashion

Posted on Thursday, February 11th 2010
Tags: college, humor, ivy league, jokes, lampoon, satire, spoof
Harvard Entrepreneur Pushes New Trend with Community College Fashion
Billy Grainger, a third-year business student at Harvard, thinks he has the key to winning the famous Ivy League Biz-Off for aspiring entrepreneurs. “It seems the the market is saturated with sweatshirts from Princeton and Harvard. I see them everywhere, from high schools to state colleges,” said Grainger in the mock business plan he submitted [...]

Update on CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Competition

Posted on Saturday, October 3rd 2009
Tags: ashton, college, facebook, higher education, humor, kutcher, News, satire, social networking, twitter, university
Update on CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Competition
CronkNews.com has challenged its staff, through manipulation, threats and temper tantrums, to improve social networking. The goal: to attract 100 Twitter followers before Ashton Kutcher recruits 4 million. Results so far: 09/17/09 Competition Start Date 09/19/09 10/03/09 Kutcher Followers 3,548,800 3,621,866 3,754,142 CronkNews Followers 39 47 50 Uh oh. Kutcher is closing in on 4 [...]

Superficial College Student Reflections Punctuate Cronkite Memorial

Posted on Friday, July 24th 2009
Tags: college humor, cronk, john f. kennedy, memorial, memories, reflections, satire, spoof, walter cronkite
Superficial College Student Reflections Punctuate Cronkite Memorial
As the world mourns the July 17, 2009 passing of media icon Walter Cronkite, known best for his stoic announcement of John F. Kennedy’s death, college students pause to reflect. Their words sound eerily familiar to those heard for decades following the November, 1963 shooting. “I’ll always remember where I was this week,” said Wisconsin [...]

Crummy Professors Self-Glorify After Gladwell Speech

Posted on Thursday, July 23rd 2009
Tags: blink, college humor, cronk, esther wojcicki, failure, humor, life lesson, life lessons, malcolm gladwell, malcom, NECC, outliers, satire, speech
Crummy Professors Self-Glorify After Gladwell Speech
After reading Esther Wojcicki’s blog entry “Educators Urged to Allow Their Students to Fail” in the Huffington Post, incompetent faculty from every university in the country breathed a sigh of relief. According to Wojcicki’s post, author Malcolm Gladwell’s keynote speech for the National Education Computing Conference last month included a challenge to educators to allow [...]
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