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Shocking Study Shows College Students Suck at Internet Privacy

Posted on Wednesday, October 17th 2012
Tags: internet, literacy, safety, security
Shocking Study Shows College Students Suck at Internet Privacy
by James Jones Freelance Writer A new study reveals the commonly accepted belief that college students in the United States were the most cautious users of social media was absolutely unfounded. The study, performed by the Collegiate Academic Resource Group, a collective group of academics from across the Northeast. With the dependency on social media [...]

Creepy JoePa Statue Charged with Three Accounts of Alleged Stalking

Posted on Monday, September 27th 2010
Tags: alcohol, campus, partying, safety, security
Creepy JoePa Statue Charged with Three Accounts of Alleged Stalking
By Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer For nearly ten years, a bronze statue of Joe Paterno has graced the entrance to Penn State University’s Beaver Stadium. The statue has received considerable attention since it was erected, including a scandal involving the theft of the statue’s signature glasses last year. But this year, the statue [...]

For Cost of Lunch Money, Tenured Professor Offers Protection to Administrators

Posted on Wednesday, September 15th 2010
Tags: contract, protection, security, tenure
For Cost of Lunch Money, Tenured Professor Offers Protection to Administrators
Personal Protection (within campus perimeter only) Date: 2010-03-14, 11:28AM EST Reply to: mailto:job-cronk-8037179008@craigslist.org Are you administrators tired of having your ideas and initiatives shot down because you don’t get any respect? Do you live in fear of being fired for doing the right thing? Sick of job instability because you work on a year-to-year contract? [...]

College Institutes No-Pants/No-Underpants Safety Rule

Posted on Tuesday, January 19th 2010
Tags: ban, college, controversy, covering, discrimination, dress code, face, health science, massachusetts, muslim, pharmacy, policy, safety, security, veil
College Institutes No-Pants/No-Underpants Safety Rule
Starting next week, students at the North Dakota College of Pre Med will enforce its new safety-related “No Pants, No Underwear” dress code. “We read about the controversial new ban on face coverings at the Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Science and we knew we could take things to the next level,” said chief [...]

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