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Changes to National Coming Out Day Tradition Exciting for Entire Campus Community …Except Lesbians

Posted on Friday, October 9th 2009
Tags: bias, coming out, date, designer, gay, glbt, lesbian, lgbt, marc jacobs, national coming out day, sexual orientation
Changes to National Coming Out Day Tradition Exciting for Entire Campus Community …Except Lesbians
by Brody Truce Staff Writer For over two decades, gay students and allies at Lake Pahoja College in Iowa have celebrated National Coming Out Day by dressing alike. “One year, we all wore pink bandanas,” remarked LGBTQA President Shawn LeFleur.  “Last year, we all wore jeans.” This week, LeFleur wowed the campus community when he [...]

Math Researchers Discover Diversity Really Is a Number

Posted on Saturday, July 11th 2009
Tags: chronicle, college, cronk, cronknews, discrimination, diversity, gender, higher education, humor, lampoon, MIT, multicultural, number, PC Police Log, pluralism, political correctness, quota, race, satire, sexual orientation, spoof, university
Math Researchers Discover Diversity Really Is a Number
After years of painstaking research, a team of mathematicians from Cal Tech and MIT have found definitive proof that diversity is indeed a number. Sixteen. “We have finally put and end to the ongoing debate between social scientists and real science,” said team leader Hassan Patel, chair of MIT’s Department of Hard Sciences. “Our research [...]

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