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Staff Member Insulted by Recent Promotion to “Custodian”

Posted on Tuesday, December 21st 2010
Tags: custodian, job title, social justice
Staff Member Insulted by Recent Promotion to “Custodian”
Midge Downey, the director of social justice at Portand Tech, resigned unexpectedly last week. Conflicting reports reveal Downey may have been offended by a new job title she received after a recent promotion. Allegedly, the president of Portland Tech added responsibilities to Downey’s job description and wished to compensate her with a salary increase and [...]

2010′s List of Most Culturally Insensitive Halloween Costumes Released

Posted on Thursday, October 28th 2010
Tags: costumes, cultural, halloween, political correctness, sensitivity, social justice, students
2010′s List of Most Culturally Insensitive Halloween Costumes Released
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer The Collegiate Halloween Costume Hall of Fame (CHCHF) released its list of 2010’s top five most culturally insensitive costumes for students looking to make a statement. The list, updated annually, highlights the costumes most likely to offend for those students who are immune to universities’ social justice initiatives. 5. [...]

Mounting Evidence Indicates Student Affairs Icon Vernon Wall and RuPaul Are Same Person

Posted on Friday, May 28th 2010
Tags: acpa, cabaret, drag, institute, rupaul, sjti, social justice, training, vernon wall
Mounting Evidence Indicates Student Affairs Icon Vernon Wall and RuPaul Are Same Person
by ZackFord Freelance Writer Rumors have long circulated that social justice educator and higher education guru Vernon Wall is actually famed drag persona and actor RuPaul. New evidence has emerged recently showing credible evidence that not only are the rumors true, but the two personas seem to be merging. Jess Brubaker, a graduate assistant in [...]

Universities Sanctioned by NCAA for Replacing Racist Masots with Stupid Alternatives.

Posted on Thursday, July 9th 2009
Tags: chiefs, college athletics, college humor, comedy, diversity, indian, mascots, multicultural, NCAA, PC Police Log, political correctness, racism, redskins, satire, social justice, spoof
Universities Sanctioned by NCAA for Replacing Racist Masots with Stupid Alternatives.
After several years of warnings, the NCAA has taken action against colleges that replaced culturally insensitive college mascots with what have been deemed “idiotic replacements” by the impatient athletics organization. The first institution slapped with a reprimand was Shippensburg University in rural PA, which made the decision to change its “Red Raider” mascot from an [...]

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