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New Grades Bill Announced

Posted on Monday, September 12th 2011
Tags: inflation, jobs, obama, plus/minus, speech
New Grades Bill Announced
by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer   In a speech to a joint meeting of the Faculty Senate and Student Government Association, Van Buren University President Bartholomew O’Bannon presented his solution for the rising rate of failing GPAs amongst the student body. The failure rate amongst VBU students reached an all-time high of 25% after the [...]

College Presidents Kick Off Black History Month with Inspiring “Some of My Best Friends Are Black” Speeches

Posted on Tuesday, February 1st 2011
Tags: black history month, campus, college, diversity, events, lip service, multicultural, racism, speech
College Presidents Kick Off Black History Month with Inspiring “Some of My Best Friends Are Black” Speeches
Campus Black History Month programs have begun, and white college presidents are passionately supporting the diversity celebrations through the age-old art of story telling. Inspiring excerpts include: “…When I was in college, I played varsity squash and there were two black guys on my team. We sometimes rode the bus together, and it taught me [...]

Intellectuals Seek Opportunities to Teach Chris Matthews to Think about Race Every Minute

Posted on Tuesday, February 2nd 2010
Tags: black, chris matthews, diversity, obama, race, racial, sensitivity, speech
Intellectuals Seek Opportunities to Teach Chris Matthews to Think about Race Every Minute
Academics critical of Chris Matthews, whose post-State of the Union remarks that he “forgot [Obama] was black” caused ripples of controversy, have seen an opportunity to make money while improving sensitivity about issues of race. “I’ve suggested to Mr. Matthews that he practice silently repeating a cultural mantra whenever talking to someone with minority status,” [...]

Friday Fun Office Pool: When Will the First College Prez Get Caught Plagiarizing This Year?

Posted on Friday, August 28th 2009
Tags: cheating, college, dissertation, lying, plagiarism, plagiarize, president, speech, university
Friday Fun Office Pool: When Will the First College Prez Get Caught Plagiarizing This Year?
As a new academic year commences, when do you think we will see the first 2009-10 plagiarism allegation involving a college president? Take your best guess in the comment section. If you guess any other details correctly, you could be added to the CronkNews Office Pool Hall of Fame. Ready. Set. GO!

Crummy Professors Self-Glorify After Gladwell Speech

Posted on Thursday, July 23rd 2009
Tags: blink, college humor, cronk, esther wojcicki, failure, humor, life lesson, life lessons, malcolm gladwell, malcom, NECC, outliers, satire, speech
Crummy Professors Self-Glorify After Gladwell Speech
After reading Esther Wojcicki’s blog entry “Educators Urged to Allow Their Students to Fail” in the Huffington Post, incompetent faculty from every university in the country breathed a sigh of relief. According to Wojcicki’s post, author Malcolm Gladwell’s keynote speech for the National Education Computing Conference last month included a challenge to educators to allow [...]

Students Elated by Announcement of “Real” Commencement Speaker

Posted on Thursday, July 9th 2009
Tags: alex rodriguez, arod, celebrity, college, college humor, comedy, commencement, funny, graduation, higher education, humor, mel gibson, speakers, speech, university
Students Elated by Announcement of “Real” Commencement Speaker
After years of scientific dignitaries and social change agents, students at St. Rutherford’s College (SRC) in Hillmont, IL celebrated the announcement this week that its administration would commit to better commencement speakers. In a press conference Tuesday, St. Rutherford’s president, Catherine O’Hanahan announced, “Starting in May, 2010, we will welcome only stand-up comedians and popular [...]

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