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Slacktivism is the New Apathy

Posted on Monday, January 25th 2010
Tags: activism, activists, community, donations, facebook, haiti, lethargy, service, slacker, social, student
Slacktivism is the New Apathy
by Irma Voigt Staff Writer Slacktivism reached an all time in high in January 2010, according to a report released by the National Center for Non-Service Research. Not to be confused with actual activism, slacktivism is the notion that people make a difference through passive means without actually contributing anything of substance to a cause. [...]

University Fires Director of Creative Studies for “Giving Students Ideas”

Posted on Friday, January 22nd 2010
Tags: creative, disempower, empowerment, leaders, socrates, student, threat
University Fires Director of Creative Studies for “Giving Students Ideas”
Liam Crosates, director of Creative Studies at the University of the Atlantic, was dismissed Friday from his position. “Giving students ideas” was the reason cited for the termination. “He was just a bad role model, plain and simple,” said a fellow administrator. “His students were constantly coming to my office with questions about why certain [...]

Student Successfully Pulls a Tiger Woods at Conduct Hearing

Posted on Monday, January 18th 2010
Tags: accountability, college, conduct, hearing, judicial, sanctions, student
Student Successfully Pulls a Tiger Woods at Conduct Hearing
Transcript from sophomore Chip Park’s recent conduct hearing Hearing Officer: Chip, we’ve had reports from at least twenty-five residents and staff members in your residence hall, saying you’ve done things to humiliate them. Chip: I’m not perfect, that’s true. I have a lot to think about and work out with my floor. Is it okay [...]

Student Activists Outraged at Stalled Health Care Debate; Interferes with Important Celebrity News

Posted on Wednesday, December 2nd 2009
Tags: activism, activists, congress, debate, health care, protest, reform, student
Student Activists Outraged at Stalled Health Care Debate; Interferes with Important Celebrity News
A student protest in Washington, DC, led by college activist group Students Making EnerGetic Meaningful Action (SMEGMA), attracted over 500 undergraduates from colleges around the nation yesterday. Students carried signs such as “Speed Up Health Care Reform!” and “Health Care Now!” “Congress is moving way too slowly, and we’re sick of it,” said Cynthia Kors, [...]

Relief at Miami University. Student Not Dead — Just Doesn\’t Own Cell Phone.

Posted on Thursday, November 12th 2009
Tags: cell phone, college, millennial, policy, student, technology, texting, university
Relief at Miami University. Student Not Dead — Just Doesn\’t Own Cell Phone.
Miami University residents breathed a sigh of relief this week when a two-day manhunt revealed that missing student Brendan Schotz was not dead or abducted. “The kid doesn’t have a cell phone,” said local police chief Tyler Gomez-Hernandez. “His roommate alerted us when he didn’t receive any texts from his roomie after Brendan went home [...]
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