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2010′s List of Most Culturally Insensitive Halloween Costumes Released

Posted on Thursday, October 28th 2010
Tags: costumes, cultural, halloween, political correctness, sensitivity, social justice, students
2010′s List of Most Culturally Insensitive Halloween Costumes Released
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer The Collegiate Halloween Costume Hall of Fame (CHCHF) released its list of 2010’s top five most culturally insensitive costumes for students looking to make a statement. The list, updated annually, highlights the costumes most likely to offend for those students who are immune to universities’ social justice initiatives. 5. [...]

Puffy Pen Glut Spurs Six Sigma Practices

Posted on Thursday, May 13th 2010
Tags: bents, college, ra, six sigma, students, training
Puffy Pen Glut Spurs Six Sigma Practices
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer For the past ten years, resident assistants at Carter College returned to campus two weeks before their peers to participate in RA Training under the direction of James Wallace, Director of Housing. “It was awesome!” explained former RA Katrina Banks. “We played name games and did team builders for [...]

University Improves US Student Performance through Entitlement-Based Grading

Posted on Monday, January 11th 2010
Tags: american, college, entitlement, gen y, GPA, grades, helicopter, millennial, negotiating, parents, privilege, students
University Improves US Student Performance through Entitlement-Based Grading
In response to a recent Inside Higher Ed article about American students’ expectation of receiving high grades for sub-par work, some for-profit universities see an opportunity to provide a higher level of customer service than their non-profit competitors. “We have designed a graduated tuition structure,” explained Dr. Robby Leach, president of Colton College, a new [...]

Op-Ed: Did CA Raise Tuition to Divert Attention from Some Unpopular Decision?

Posted on Friday, November 27th 2009
Tags: 32%, arrests, CA, califorinia, faculty, increase, protests, regents, students, tuition, university
Op-Ed: Did CA Raise Tuition to Divert Attention from Some Unpopular Decision?
We don’t know what they’re hiding, but we have to acknowledge the brilliance of the University of California’s Board of Regents for their amazing cover-up job. Last Thursday, November 19, UC Regents announced a 32% increase in tuition, leading to spirited protests and subsequent arrests on multiple UC campuses. Students, faculty and staff have banded [...]

Friday Fun Poll: Which Celeb Would You Least Want at Your College?

Posted on Friday, September 18th 2009
Tags: celebrity, college, college humor, emma watson, free, higher education, poll, stars, students
Friday Fun Poll: Which Celeb Would You Least Want at Your College?
Emma Watson, the brainy class-act of Harry Potter noteriety, enrolled at Brown University this month, ending a year-long battle between Ivy League admissions departments. Conversely, we asked college people from around the country whom they would avoid like H1N1, and we received these results: “Lindsay Lohan. Our department is already understaffed.” -Director of Counseling Services, [...]

Students shocked to learn that professors have visual capabilities in the classroom

Posted on Thursday, July 9th 2009
Tags: chronicle, classroom climate, college, college humor, comedy, faculty, generation y, higher education, millennial, professors, satire, students, teachers, university
Students shocked to learn that professors have visual capabilities in the classroom
“It’s weird,” admitted LSU junior Jason Rammaport this week when it was revealed that his teachers could see him in their classrooms. “I honestly didn’t know,” he said. Many students shared Jason’s shock this week when final grades were released and not all students received perfect scores for class participation. “When I emailed my teacher about [...]

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