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NRC Survey Results Provoke Ire in Higher Ed

Posted on Wednesday, September 29th 2010
Tags: assessment, doctoral, doctorate, nrc, results, survey, timeliness
NRC Survey Results Provoke Ire in Higher Ed
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer The widely anticipated release of the Data-Based Assessment of Research-Doctorate Programs by the National Research Council on September 28 has raised the dander of higher education administrators across the country, with one going so far as to threaten to “kick the ass” of committee members should he ever meet any [...]

On Sale Now: Impenetrable NSSE Safes

Posted on Thursday, August 12th 2010
Tags: confidential, data, nsse, practical, responses, results, secret, student engagement, survey
On Sale Now: Impenetrable NSSE Safes
Tired of investing in “For No One’s Eyes Only” rubber stamps? Losing sleep over your fear that someone might read your students’ responses to the National Survey of Student Engagement (NSSE)? Nervous that your campus won’t live up to your claims when NSSE sends your college’s survey results to you this week [according to the [...]

Student Services Department Does Everything It Can Think of Short of Change to Improve Student Satisfaction

Posted on Thursday, November 5th 2009
Tags: assessment, best practices, measurement, satisfaction, student affairs, student development, survey
Student Services Department Does Everything It Can Think of Short of Change to Improve Student Satisfaction
The student services staff at Rhodeson College has just completed its one-year campaign to improve its reputation with students, and the Board of Trustees is unsure how to proceed. “Every year, we receive complaints about the grouchy and incompetent staff in student services,” said vice president of student services Reginald Trahl. “This year, we took [...]

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