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Breaking News: Freshman Gets C on First Chemistry Exam

Posted on Friday, October 15th 2010
Tags: anxiety, preparation, study skills, test
Breaking News: Freshman Gets C on First Chemistry Exam
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer As a follow-up to our shocking October 4, 2010 story, “Freshman Worried About First Exam,” Cronknews.com is pleased to be the first to report that Amber Jones, a freshman at Carter College, received an 74% on her first college exam. “It’s a C!” exclaimed Jones in our exclusive interview, [...]

SAT and ACT Execs Brace for Popular New Competitor in Testing Market

Posted on Thursday, September 30th 2010
Tags: abstain, act, exam, pregnancy, sat, standardized, test
SAT and ACT Execs Brace for Popular New Competitor in Testing Market
by Riley Murray Freelance Writer While the ACT college entrance exam begins to edge past the SAT in the test taking market, a very different type of test is gaining momentum among the high school set. The use of pregnancy tests has increased three-fold among high school seniors over the past five years. Upon deeper [...]

Pre-Orientation Fecal Samples Provide Multiple Benefits to College and Students

Posted on Thursday, June 17th 2010
Tags: berkley, dna, ethics, fecal, test, testing
Pre-Orientation Fecal Samples Provide Multiple Benefits to College and Students
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer The University of California Berkeley announced last week that it would offer optional DNA testing to its incoming class. Citing health benefits of the intended research, UC Berkeley administrators defended the opportunity as providing opportunities for better health. On the heels of UC Berkeley’s announcement, Gingerich State College mailed [...]

Myers Briggs Support Groups Formed on Campus

Posted on Wednesday, June 2nd 2010
Tags: mbti, myers briggs, personality, preferences, test
Myers Briggs Support Groups Formed on Campus
by Joel Pettigrew Freelance Writer The Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is well known throughout the field of higher education and, very often, the topic of water cooler talk among college professionals. The personality profiling tool tests users in four preference areas, including Introvert/Extrovert (I/E). The results can help individuals understand their learning, socializing and [...]

New Tool Helps Administrators Get Personality

Posted on Wednesday, February 24th 2010
Tags: assessment, inventory, mbti, personality, test, work style
New Tool Helps Administrators Get Personality
By Juan Hues Freelance Colleges are praising a newly developed personality test, the Creative Reasoning Assessment Program, introduced by startup Personally Perfect, Inc. The test was originally developed for Fortune 500 companies but has gained new ground in the college and university sector. Like previous personality inventories, the new test allows individuals to answer a [...]

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