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PC Patrol to Launch at Buckeye State

Posted on Thursday, April 26th 2012
Tags: sensitivity, tolerance
PC Patrol to Launch at Buckeye State
by Veronica Zolter Staff Writer The Political Correctness Patrol (PCP), a new effort to curb incivility and insensitivity on campus, is set to launch this spring quarter at Buckeye State University. “Again, we are ahead of the curve of our peer institutions,” president John A. Rumina said. “If you’re boorish, bigoted or just plain dumb [...]

Security Breach at ACPA Conference: Republican Spotted

Posted on Sunday, March 21st 2010
Tags: acpa, conference, convention, diversity, left, liberal, multicultural, political correctness, tolerance
Security Breach at ACPA Conference: Republican Spotted
  News from the 2010 American College Personnel Association (ACPA) annual conference in Boston is troubling. Many fear that the national organization for college student affairs administrators will have to increase security measures at future conventions. “We’re not sure how it happened,” said an ACPA representative, “but somehow a Republican was able to register for [...]

University Updates Respect Credo with Shocking Honesty

Posted on Tuesday, November 10th 2009
Tags: best practice, carolinian creed, honest, honor code, integrity, model, respect, statement, tolerance, values
University Updates Respect Credo with Shocking Honesty
Many universities have followed the lead of the University of South Carolina by implementing institutional values statements like the Carolinian Creed. One courageous college president, Bryan Gossinger of Des Moines State University, asked his faculty governance board to look carefully at its statement to check for accuracy. In response, the faculty senate voted to add [...]

Campus Police Chief Wins NAAPC Presidential Tolerance Award

Posted on Thursday, October 22nd 2009
Tags: award, cultural, diversity, education, multicultural, PC Police Log, political correctness, sensitivity, tolerance
Campus Police Chief Wins NAAPC Presidential Tolerance Award
Ruth-Anne O’Malley, chief of campus police at Thurgood Marshall University, received the 2009 Presidential Tolerance Award from the National Administrative Advocates of Political Correctness (NAAPC). The award honors an administrator who has proven loyalty and tolerance to a college president who is also a boob. In return, the president can take credit for having played [...]

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