College Halloween Cliché Countdown: #5 Trick or Treating

You’re 18. You don’t have a lot of friends. What’s a lonely freshman to do? You resort to the thing you know best: throw on some chamos, smear on a little grease paint, and head out with an earwax-stained pillow case to hold your booty. It’s just creepy, okay? It’s also Cliché #5.