by Dr. Bob Schvinsky Freelance Writer North-by-North-North-East College’s North-Western campus located in the absolute barren wilderness of Canada’s far north is excited to announce that, as a fortunate result of last week’s false-alarm bomb scare, the NbNNE’s Bomb Pool is still open for business. Dr. Dick Farsight PhD, one of NbNNE’s staff members who preferred [...]

Staff at Grover College report exhaustion after conducting an extensive campus tour for new members of the GC Board of Trustees. “It’s an annual event, but I always forget how stressful and draining it is,” said Joanie Rosen, director of housing. “We only have one chance to hide all our flaws before the rich donors [...]