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“Teach Us How to Teach,” Pleads Faculty

Posted on Wednesday, April 24th 2013
Tags: academic, classroom, design, freedom, instruction, models, trends
“Teach Us How to Teach,” Pleads Faculty
by Diana Senechal Behemoth, NY—At Omega Universal Institute (OUI), faculty unanimously voted to welcome “talent coaches” into their classrooms. These coaches would evaluate their teaching against a checklist to ensure that it conformed to the latest practices. Professors would then reflect on their evaluations and pledge to improve by a given deadline. In addition, they [...]

College Desperately Hunts Elusive “Trend Story”

Posted on Tuesday, June 19th 2012
Tags: pitch, pr, PRSAche, trends
College Desperately Hunts Elusive “Trend Story”
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer Vice President for Media Relations Melvin Baha of Pequod University in Northern California has taken an unusual step in hopes of raising awareness of his university. Instead of having his staff send out typical press releases and story ideas to the media, he has ordered his entire media relations staff [...]

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