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Excessive Hashtags “Breaks” Student Affairs Twitterverse

Posted on Friday, June 15th 2012
Tags: etiquette, hashtag, standards, twitter
Excessive Hashtags “Breaks” Student Affairs Twitterverse
by Joel P. Freelance Writer Today, the student affairs Twitterverse broke for two hours after a second-year graduate student, Ryan Reeves, who recently returned from a retreat with the student organization he advises and upon learning he received an A on his latest case study, tweeted this: Student Affairs is the best!!! #sachat #sajobs #msachat [...]

Professor Tweets Complaining about Student Tweets Reaches All-Time High

Posted on Thursday, April 14th 2011
Tags: professors, social media, twitter
Professor Tweets Complaining about Student Tweets Reaches All-Time High
by Skye Kopfgeschlagen Freelance Writer With the rampant use of cell phones on Harmony University’s campus following the institution’s texting-as-class-participation pilot program, Twitter has become a popular way for faculty and staff to complain about the students with immediate gratification by “Tweeting” their frustrations. One Tweet from a user called “@ProfHarmU” stated, “The little bombastic [...]

“Write a Letter to Yourself” Activity Turns into Tweet Yourself

Posted on Wednesday, July 7th 2010
Tags: communication, generation, leadership, Letters to the Editor, snail mail, technology, twitter
“Write a Letter to Yourself” Activity Turns into Tweet Yourself
by Joel Pettigrew Freelance Writer One of the most popular activities at student organization exec team retreats is the practice of writing a letter to your future self, giving yourself advice, calming words and perspective for when you are in the thick of the academic year. Recently, however, advisors are finding that more and more [...]

As Faculty Finally Embrace Twitter, Students Drop the Service

Posted on Wednesday, May 19th 2010
Tags: academic, classes, faculty, media, networking, social, technology, twitter
As Faculty Finally Embrace Twitter, Students Drop the Service
by Alexander Riche Freelance Writer In a surprise move last month, the Library of Congress announced its intent to acquire all posts since March 2006 from social media site Twitter. The reaction was swift. Markus Trinion, a doctoral student doing his dissertation on faculty attitudes toward technology, described his frustration at the venerable institution’s surprise [...]

Popular Administrator Ousted by Entry-Level Candidate in Foursquare Coup

Posted on Friday, May 14th 2010
Tags: generation gap, interview, job search, millennial, twitter
Popular Administrator Ousted by Entry-Level Candidate in Foursquare Coup
by Aloysius St. Bernard Freelance Writer In an unexpected move last Thursday, residence hall director candidate John Hanson declared himself the new director of residence life at Peyton Randolph University, ousting Dr. Henry Laurens, who had served the small liberal arts college for twelve years. The coup marked a symbolic changing of the guard from [...]

Forward-Thinking College Admits New Students Via Evite

Posted on Monday, March 29th 2010
Tags: acceptance, admissions, best practice, enrollment, evite, high school, Letters to the Editor, rejection, seniors, twitter
Forward-Thinking College Admits New Students Via Evite
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer Each spring, eager high school seniors around the country check their mailboxes each day for acceptance letters from colleges and universities. Citing changes in student expectations and a desire to be more environmentally aware, one college has found a new way to reach out to newly accepted students. “Paper [...]

ACPA Members Prove Woefully Inept at Understanding the Shout Out

Posted on Monday, March 22nd 2010
Tags: 2010, acpa, boston, conference, convention, etiquette, naspa, social media, texting, twitter
ACPA Members Prove Woefully Inept at Understanding the Shout Out
Likely, the final hours of American College Personnel Association (ACPA) President Tom Jackson’s term will be spent issuing pardons for a number of misguided conference delegates. ACPA held its annual convention this week in Boston, where over 3000 college student affairs professionals met to attend workshops and learn the latest trends in higher education. “What [...]

Dean Who Won Twittering Award Inexplicably Fired

Posted on Monday, February 15th 2010
Tags: academic, higher education, professors, technology, tweet, twitter
Dean Who Won Twittering Award Inexplicably Fired
Theo McClellon, Dean of Students at Michigan Southern University, was terminated from his position this week, just a month after receiving Tech U Magazine’s “Twitterer of the Year” award. “We were shocked,” said one of McClellon’s staff member, who asked to remain anonymous. “We’re all scared for our jobs now because we thought he was [...]

CronkNews Concedes Defeat in Twitter Competition with Ashton Kutcher

Posted on Sunday, November 22nd 2009
Tags: ashton, competition, cronknews, defeat, followers, kutcher, leah, outcome, twitter, wescott
CronkNews Concedes Defeat in Twitter Competition with Ashton Kutcher
Leah Wescott, Editor-in-Chief of the new satirical blog the Cronk of Higher Education held a press conference Saturday to offer congratulations to Ashton Kutcher following a 2-month-long Twitter competition. As photographers snapped pictures, Wescott let her emotions show. Wiping a tear, she set aside her written script. “We’re just a bunch of hacks, trying to [...]

Update on CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Competition

Posted on Saturday, October 3rd 2009
Tags: ashton, college, facebook, higher education, humor, kutcher, News, satire, social networking, twitter, university
Update on CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Competition
CronkNews.com has challenged its staff, through manipulation, threats and temper tantrums, to improve social networking. The goal: to attract 100 Twitter followers before Ashton Kutcher recruits 4 million. Results so far: 09/17/09 Competition Start Date 09/19/09 10/03/09 Kutcher Followers 3,548,800 3,621,866 3,754,142 CronkNews Followers 39 47 50 Uh oh. Kutcher is closing in on 4 [...]
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