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by Diana Senechal Warwick, Rhode Island—A review of past tenure decisions at Hyperlink College has revealed that nearly every faculty member denied tenure was called “thoughtful” in his or her evaluation, whereas those granted tenure were not. “I don’t really want to go into it, given the confidentiality of it all, but we kind of […]
by K-FOAG Freelance Writer Foundering endowments, soaring tuition, shriveling federal aid, “whatevering” students… Once an indomitable bastion for freedom of thinking, the beleaguered university can no longer withstand the malignant impact of economic constriction. That is to say, money is tight. In these cruel economic times, universities that once considered themselves immune to the vagaries […]
by Monty Tufnel Freelance Writer In a shocking development yesterday a group of university presidents from six conferences announced the formation of a Commencement Championship Series (CCS) to create the best possible system to identify the number one ranked school academically in the world. “U.S. News and World Report rankings are simply not useful anymore […]
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