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Multiple Immediate Openings Metropolitan University, NY Needed: Several credentialed wellness instructors to teach numerous sections of University\’s mandated “Happiness Through Nutrition and Fitness” course. Requirements Must have advanced degree in Physical Science, Nutrition or a related field. Must be visibly overweight and comfortable using scripted PowerPoint presentations about the countless rewards of eating well and […]
Students in Professor Abner Jones’s Chemistry 300: Properties of Noble Bonds erupted in applause Wednesday when Jones set up his laptop and announced, “Oops. I have to run back to my office for a second.” Unbeknownst to Jones, he hit a new milestone for the School of Natural Sciences by forgetting his dongle for a […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor CAMBRIDGE, Mass. Oliver Talcott III, the last student to receive the grade of C as an undergraduate at Harvard, died yesterday after a brief illness. He was 95. “Ollie was the last of his line,” said college historian Charles Witticomb. “He didn’t give a flying you-know-what what grade he […]
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