Divoire University announced a historic change this week when it announced a new name: Divoire Multiversity. “I had never considered making the change,” said Divoire President Richard C. Clavin, “but our Committee for Proper Language was very convincing in its argument to move to a more positive, inclusive name.” “We started by analyzing the word […]
Mascots from Clemson University and Louisiana State have received a record number of website hits this week, boosting their Tiger-ific holiday spirit. “It\’s been grrrreat to be so popular this week,” said LSU\’s Mike the Tiger. “People have been Googling me for days now. They even want to know about my personal life – not […]
by Freelance Poet Jeffrey Ross Special Thanks to Emily Dickinson— “Because I could not Stop for Death” Because I could not stop for Calc– He kindly mastered me– The Future held but just Ourselves– And endless Tutoring. I merely Groaned, he knew no haste– And I had put away My weekends, and Vacations too– For […]
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